Red Bowling Hat

When Walter finishes his coffee and heads out the door for the day, he often makes it halfway to the Sobchak Security LLC van before doubling back and looking for a company hat. Most often, Walter reaches for his red hat. For some reason that transcends Walter's understanding of the world around him, he gets far more inquiries from fellow bowlers and a wider berth from nihilists with septum rings and dyed hair. If you will it, it is no dream.