It Is No Tee

When the sands of time finally catch up with Walter and he passes on to the next grand adventure, he hopes that the bereaved will have their senses on them enough to forgo the BBQ and Folgers' treatment and  instead ritualistically burry him in the dirt with a marker stating his name, rank and serial number as well the simple, yet profound words of Theodor Herzl,  "If You Will it, IT IS NO DREAM."  For Walter's dollar, "If you will it, it is no dream," perfectly incapsulates the ethos needed for long range bowling.   Regardless of how well you do your homework,  know your rifle and observe environmental conditions, there is a period of time, measured in mere seconds, between the bullet exits the barrel and before the bullet impacts its target, where the even the most nihilistic bowler becomes a man of faith.  Made and printed in the USA and proudly displaying a Christmas Tree Reticle as well as as the Sobchak Security LLC logo on the front pocket,  the "If you will it, IT is No dream" shirt will tip off all bowlers in the know to your mutual admiration and respect for long range bowling. 

Size	Length (neck to hem)	Width (pit to pit)
Medium	24"	20"
Large	24"	21"
X-Large	28"	24"
XX-Large	28"	26"

(all measurements approximate)