Company Polo

The centerpiece of any bowling uniform,  the Sobchak Security LLC Polo Shirt projects strength, security and peace of mind but also reminds everyone that the wearer means business and is not to be trifled with.  When worn in conjunction with the Sobchak Security Hat,  doors will open that you never knew existed,  giving the proprietor unfettered access to music venues, power plants and money transporting trucks.  Expect to be treated with an heir of respect and admiration known only to Mall Cops and school safety officers.  Made and embroidered in the US and FUCKING A.  Walter only made 50 of these so be there or be square.