Calmer Than You Are, Dude

When functioning in a constant state of emotional, moral, and intellectual superiority, it is sometimes necessary to remind those less fortunate around us that you are in fact,  "Calmer than you are, dude."   This statement comes, not from a position of admission of anything resembling guilt, but more of a basic platitude whose purpose is to remind whoever reads it of your high ground.  Sized to be a bold and constant reminder,  APPLY ACCORDINGLY.