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Ass Cash or Brass Tee

Ass Cash or Brass Tee

Regular price $40.00 USD
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The adage, “ASS, GAS or BRASS, no one shoots for free” has been bouncing around the Sobchak Security LLC office and reloading room since before most bowlers were able and capable of removing their feces from their diapers and emulating hieroglyphs on the walls of their childhood home. From time to time, when taking the uninitiated to the lanes, Walter wears this shirt to remind everyone that those joyous noises and accompanying projectiles that they are blindly firing into the berm behind the target that Walter painstakingly set up, cost something.  Made and printed in the USA with the Sobchak Security LLC Logo proudly displayed on the front pocket the A.G.B. will be a not so subtle reminder of the cost of our chosen hobby.

 

Size Chart (all measurements approximate)

Size Length (neck to hem) Width (pit to pit)
Medium 24" 20" 
Large 24" 21"
X-Large 28" 24"
XX-Large 28" 26"

 

(all measurements approximate)

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